Sell Meta to Elon Musk. Either Twitter or Threads will be shut down, and I have a feeling it will be Threads. This has the bonus of not owning meta, to prevent assassins from targeting me. muskrat has bodyguards, I do not.

thats annoying of her bro

what was the cringiest thing he did

my question is like if everyone got in trouble except you (trouble was the thing you escaped)

A bunch of battery powered fans and batteries