wasbappin2 [any,he/him]

Come on man. It’s national vanilla icecream day.

Coward

Devs! When I log in my notifications that I’ve already read 3 times are gone? What the fuck is going on with this site?

I’m convined his failsons are slowly poisoning him.

Everyone knows it’s the Germans that bombed Pearl Harbor.

Suck it terf island

I’m not a historion but I love to imagine that the Allies bombed a ball bearing factory in Munich and the Nazi engineers were just like, “what are you insane? We can’t build a blender without ball bearings built to .001 mm tolerance.”

Nazi Journal day 257: freeze dried boot rotted foot tastes like snichzel if you close your eyes.

Wasn’t the Soviet tank strategy accuracy through volume? I remember seeing a youtube video where some comrade said, “Hey, these tanks suck they only last a month.” And the Marxist Leninist engineer said, “Yes, comrade but the life expectancy of a tank on the eastern front is two weeks.”

I think it would be funny as hell if there was a game where you invade poland as a Nazi. Storm through the ardennes and encircle the british at dunkirk. Capture Paris with no resistance. Get super pissed when that RAF guy dropped a French flag on the Arc De Triumph. Get sent to the Eastern Front. Write in your little Nazi journal that the war will be over by Christmas. See all your friends get owned at Stalingrad and turned into frozen Nazi sandbags for your bunker as your healthbar decreases because you are cold and starving.