Hey dudes, it’s me! Sonic!

This place seems pretty tubular, but be careful of those drugs! Way past cool! Aww yeah! Righteous! Radical! Sex with your dad! Woo!

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Gotta lie to myself fast!

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Hey, that city you escape from, do they just play that song on a loop over a big PA system or something?

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I can’t hear, my eardrums collapsed from the g-force because I’m too fast! Aww Yeah!

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That’s too bad, the song is literally about the situation you were in. Probably would have been motivating.

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