Hey dudes, it’s me! Sonic!
This place seems pretty tubular, but be careful of those drugs! Way past cool! Aww yeah! Righteous! Radical! Sex with your dad! Woo!
Hey, that city you escape from, do they just play that song on a loop over a big PA system or something?
I can’t hear, my eardrums collapsed from the g-force because I’m too fast! Aww Yeah!
That’s too bad, the song is literally about the situation you were in. Probably would have been motivating.