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Please do this. I’m begging you, i want to see the red faced 60 year old gusano boaters trying to dodge lead in their pontoons so badly.

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Want to see a 60-year-old gusano pulling a “Beautiful Boater Parade” and getting swamped by the twelve others sailing right next to him. Then he washes ashore in Cuba, gets pulled out of the water by local fishermen, is rushed to a nearby hospital, and wakes up literally living the “Counter-revolution? Retaking Havana? New American government? What are you talking about comrade? This island has always been a Marxist-Leninist bastion of Socialist Liberation” meme.

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I wanna see the Cubans fend them off with vintage Soviet helicopters. Let’s goooooo

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Yakety Sax

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