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“I am going to go on TV and read the vows I wrote for when I got married to my crush who rejected me publicly like 5 years ago.”

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Dont know if that’d even be more cringe

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how about if the vows are like Band of Horses lyrics and I’m getting choked up the whole time?

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Only just barely. Make it at a Kmart and it’d be a definitely

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I knowI’ll be ready for the funeral

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15 points

Maybe if his crush decided to date Trump instead.

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Or got railed by Trump on live TV for those 5 years

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13 points

Less cringe, equally uncomfortable.

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