64 points

Genuinely baffled as to why she did this. Like, this is the biggest loser shit ever. Is she just gonna make the GirlBoss-brigade cream their pants by being “presidential” despite being an utterly incompetent coattail-rider?

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Only one explanation. The dems are in disarray. Biden has pudding for brains, Kamala is loathed, Buttigiegs credentials are being a dog catcher and overseeing transportation during a supply chain train wreck. There’s blood in the water.

She’s running

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Honestly, I think despite her baggage, and obsessive need to keep coming back, she would do better than Kopmala. She would still lose to DeSantis, but she might have a “moral” victory on par with winning the popular vote, even though she knew the game was supposed to be winning the electoral college.

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She will be our Uber Merkel, repeal the 22nd amendment, and run and win for six terms.

:sicko-hexbear:

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Jokes aside you gotta think there’s a chance right? If she wants the nomination who can beat her? She IS the machine. No way she stands by and lets fucking Buttigieg be president, this is all she has ever wanted.

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22 points

She’s running

I fucking hope

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9 points

It’s her turn

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11 points

This will be detrimental to the “girlboss” meme

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“I am going to go on TV and read the vows I wrote for when I got married to my crush who rejected me publicly like 5 years ago.”

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34 points

Dont know if that’d even be more cringe

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how about if the vows are like Band of Horses lyrics and I’m getting choked up the whole time?

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Only just barely. Make it at a Kmart and it’d be a definitely

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11 points

I knowI’ll be ready for the funeral

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15 points

Maybe if his crush decided to date Trump instead.

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Or got railed by Trump on live TV for those 5 years

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13 points

Less cringe, equally uncomfortable.

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47 points

she is a black hole of narcissism

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you have to be a narcissist to run for president of the united states

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46 points

She has to know that the Dems have nobody after Biden, and therefore have a voice in her head telling her to run in 2024.

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Knife goes in six inches, but she’s there to pull it out five inches

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This is how Bernie can still win.

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bernie running again in 2024 because AoC won’t take up the mantle of America’s favorite sucdem :flattened-bernie:

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