Lotta assumptions here about what a hypothetical relationship between me and an unreasonably wealthy person would look like, almost none of which are true.

For one thing, I wouldn’t marry a rich fuck unless they were a class traitor. Full stop, I wouldn’t be able to deal with it otherwise. So we would certainly have non-rich friends and the relationship would absolutely not be me as a house spouse never seeing anyone except my partner and rich people who hate me. Second, there is zero chance of me ever having kids. I will never reproduce and have taken steps to ensure that, in fact, I physically cannot. Third, we’re jumping straight to my hypothetical spouse being a man. Why? Women and enbies can also be rich, you know.

This is all super silly, of course, I’m never going to marry a rich person, because I’m in a very happy relationship with a great human being who I love a lot and also because rich people tend to marry other rich people. I wouldn’t have even bothered responding except for all the, dare I say patriarchal, assumptions you’re making about me.