:up-yours-woke-moralists: :who-must-go:
“My wife says she’s going to leave me and take my kids because of my political beliefs.”
Kermit voice: “Such as?”
“One thing is that listen to you eight hours a day. She really hates you and every expert I like.”
“Eight hours a day? Really?”
“I dunno. Probably about four. Maybe five. Maybe more. She lies.”
“But you listen to me every day?”
“Yeah. What am I gonna do? What should I do?”
“I have a new show with guests. You should be on to tell the world about the dangers of wokeism…”