He’s such a fucking simpleton its baffling, he saw like one thing on twitter that could potentially involve people giving money directly to the company, and every action after the bought the fucking site is just trying to force people to pay that one direct fee.
The only consolation is all the right-wing blue checks realizing their big hero really is that much of a simpleton. There’s tons of free speech warriors and chuds in the replies to his tweet mocking him and complaining.
It gives me a lot of sadistic glee that these chuds he tried so desperately to appeal to hate him just as much as everyone else on this godforsaken planet. Go fuck yourself Elon, your ex wife hates you, your kids hate you, the real world hates you and now the online world hates you too, no matter how hard you try, your egomania and your narcissism will ensure that nobody will ever love you. You know that everyone who pretends to like you is just a sycophant, even more pathetic than you, and I hope you will never get another good night of sleep because you worry that someone might bribe your security to look the other way.
