if and when the inevitable “ToLd YoU sO” brigade happens over hair sniffer, i think i’m gonna pop a vein
16 points
Also it’s fun to get them all riled up and angry at you and then say “Guys I’m only 14 please stop you’re scaring me”. It really fucks with them.
10 points
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7 points
I am Yuan Li, 5 years old girl in Beijing. The evil communist dictatorship in Beijing is forcing my Uighur/Cantonese/Mongolian family to get tested for coronavirus. My father cannot even inherit his grandfather’s egg monopoly. Mr. Trump, please send your troops from the Glorious United States of America to liberate us from Xi’s tyranny. My country yearns for freedom.
