I was sure it was going to be professional genocide ghoul Shapiro. Color me surprised.

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The mandatory Midwestern diet of exclusively honey ham and corn is not conducive to aging gracefully.

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hey now, you forgot the third food group, cream cheese

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They should replace the Illuminati pyramid on dollar bills with this

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If you store the cream cheese within viewing distance of salt and pepper, it basically counts as guacamole.

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pepper? too spicy

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You mean ranch dressing

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mix it all together and baby you’ve got a casserole

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He also was a high school teacher

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Yeah, I can tell you from experience that’s not conducive to aging gracefully either.

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