It would be so cool to fight with Caesar in Gaul and commit genocide, bro!

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Imagine wanting to fight in both WWI and WWII. What does he think those conflicts were like lol

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Reads like all Quiet on the western front lmao

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Just like in the video games.

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I like the implication that he’d survive both wars instead of getting immediately domed the second he pokes his head out of the trench.

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In WW1 that would be the easiest way to go, more likely he’d stay in a trench for a month and die from any of the magnificent diseases that were around or lose his foot to the mud and be shipped back to USA and starve to death on the streets as a war-cripple.

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I’ll take that over disease or being buried alive in the mud in those trenches.

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also the ages make no sense, he’d be like 16 fighting in the last year of the war and then in his forties when WWII starts.

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tbf that was the career path of a bunch of the American officers in WW2 right?

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maybe he’s fantasizing that he’d be a german

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