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Merge then review(programming.dev)

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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don’t let code become stale.

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will_a113@lemmy.ml
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Having a hard time determining whether this is sarcasm or not. Then I see the phrase “JavaScript Engineer” and become doubly confused.

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RonSijm@programming.dev
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I don’t think it’s satire, this guy is actively defending this on Linkedin: https://i.imgur.com/SlJPG85.png

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Aviandelight @mander.xyz
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That’s a relief because I thought I’d stumbled into LinkedIn Lunatics for a hot second.

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BatmanAoD@programming.dev
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Wow, of course he’s pretending the response is a misrepresentation of his opinion instead of defending it in good faith.

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Quik@infosec.pub
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I think the latter makes clear that this is a joke account, doesn’t it?

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simple@lemm.ee
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Having to go through the process of merging hurts morale and slows performance. Give everyone on your team the right to force push to master.

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sirdorius@programming.dev
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I really wish LinkedIn would add an anonymous cringe emoji. I would use it on like 90% of the content on that site.

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EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website
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No integration is as continuous as editing in prod.

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DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Nothing improves morale like the on-call having to unfuck production for the third time that hour because mUh VeLoCiTy decided code review and testing in CI was too slow.

Techbros are fucking cultists.

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