Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don’t let code become stale.
0 points
Do we have a Linked In Lunatics sub on Lemmy?
10 points
LinkedIn “influencers” are insufferable, dear god
2 points
As a SOC auditor you programmers are going to make me scream at the exceptions you guys cause.
Nothing improves morale like the on-call having to unfuck production for the third time that hour because mUh VeLoCiTy decided code review and testing in CI was too slow.
Techbros are fucking cultists.
3 points
It’s insane to me that gitflow won over TBD and Continuous Integration to the point that this is now considered an extreme position. Not all projects are open source with many remote collaborators.