Inspired by this morbidly fascinating National Review article.
In keeping with the spirit of the original article, I reserve the right to clip single lines or portions of lines out of context and entirely ignore the rest of the song, the rest of the artist’s discography, and the artist’s stated beliefs. I’ll interpret any song you send, with the only stipulation being that it must have lyrics that I can find online.
Put a call out to the frontline
Get the message out to the the contact squad
Transmit emergency frequencies
Put a call out to the frontline
Get the message out to the the contact squad
Put a call out, put a call out, put a call ouuuuut
This song is clearly a celebration of ARE TROOPS and calls attention to the fact that we are not SUPPORTING ARE TROOPS enough
Fortunate Son - Credence Clearwater Revival
Some folks are born made to wave the flag
They’re red, white and blue
Speaks for itself
The international
The national anthem
Wet Ass Pussy
