50 points

After reading this I’m gonna need like ten of those Panera lemonades

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68 points

Eugenics with extra steps

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Eugenics with the same amount of steps

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91 points

Holy shit that went from bad to in a microsecond

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Ah yes, a small human I am directly responsible for at all times over the next 18 years. OMG JUST LIKE A PET!

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10 points

Not one of those short lived pet like a hamster. A real pet…

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25 points

Hey, I won’t be having no Hamster slander in my town

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23 points

he was the realest pet there ever was

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38 points

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