So what is the funniest scenario for 2024. I think it would be Biden running with Hillary as his VP, then losing to Nikki Haley with Trump as her VP, running on the platform of becoming the first female president.

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Biden V. Trump where Biden somehow has a pretty good lead about a month or two before the general. Hillary decides to kill Biden in order to become president and he gets heart-attacked-gunned. Hillary takes over and the Dem party immediately drops 8 points leading to another L for Hillary.

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She should divorce Bill and marry Trump. That is the objectively funniest thing that could happen.

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Need to create a rival for Barron to keep him on his toes

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Name the new successor Barack just to make it more delicious.

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Well yes, but I’m talking about more realistic scenarios. I can see them ditching Kamala, it would be so funny because KHive would go insane.

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Consider: she becomes Biden’s running mate for 2024, somehow they win despite losing the popular vote to Trump, the day of the inauguration Biden has a heart attack on the stairs to Air Force One, dying instantly, Kamala becomes first female pres for a day causing Hillary to descend into rabid insanity, the 25th ammendment is invoked and Marjorie Taylor Greene (having somehow become Speaker) becomes the second woman to serve as President

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Hilldog / Newsom 2024

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“You know those states that you need to win in order to get elected? Check this out… fuck em.”

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If you thought his poll numbers were bad now, just wait!

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