So what is the funniest scenario for 2024. I think it would be Biden running with Hillary as his VP, then losing to Nikki Haley with Trump as her VP, running on the platform of becoming the first female president.

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Biden running with Hillary as his VP, then suddenly dying one month before the election.

It’s still Her turn!

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If she actually gets the VP spot there’s 0% chance Biden wins. It’s already vanishingly low, but with her as VP it’s impossible.

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Practically means you’re voting for her too with his chances of dying in office or being debilitated are high. Hell, he may get COVID with this new wave and all the people he interacts with traveling due to worldwide conflicts hitting fever pitches

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She’s electable IF YOU VOTE FOR HER!

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Oh, so THAT’S why all the Bidenists and bots have been getting super pissed when you bring up how much the Biden campaign is following HRC’s losing strategies from 2016.

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Pokemon go and vote for Biden!

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What’s the over/under on Hillary saying “rizz” on camera at some point in the next year?

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“Voting for Biden is totally on fleek.”

“All the women these days know is eat hot chip and lie, when what they should know is eat hot chip and vote.”

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There’s a risk she becomes so dated she accidentally says something cool by using “Cowabunga dudes” or something.

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You know what gives me a Hi-Fi Rush? Electoralism.

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Let’s pokemon go brandon

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gyat on over to the polls and rizz up that skibidi ballot

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Biden’s gonna step down for health reasons before the nomination and all the super-duper-delegates will nominate Hillary as a compromise.

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We’d be screwed as a nation but it would be hilarious to see her lose again to the orange

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I’ll laugh the entire time I am constructing my hermitage in the deepest woods.

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