did Han Solo suck Greedo’s dick first, or did Greedo suck Han Solo’s dick first
27 points
Since Han shot first the logical conclusion would be Greedo sucked first but that doesn’t account the possibility that Han is just incompetent at sucking. You’ll have to look into legends to get the answer, there’s isn’t enough information to be definitive in canon.
19 points
20 points
Lucas had to edit the newer versions to have Han reciprocate the blowjob in order to make him more likable.
69
7 points
14 points
Trick question.
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14 points
only han sucked, greedo never sucked.
