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Guarantee you these guys are having the time of their fucking life. “This is juss like Fallujar and 13 Hours” is going through their heads as they perform a brave, last stand-like fighting retreat. There’s nothing more exciting for these hogs than thinking they’re at war

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when you need to haul away a load of rancid western chauvinism, the new F-150 is more than capable with its 88 cubic feet of bed space

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“We must secure gas for our trucks and a future for our lifted suspensions.”

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53 points

Just saw someone post the “bad times create strong men” meme, and it’s so funny that this is the doofuses that believe that shit.

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Nice, Dune references. Me likey.

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huh, I’ve never seen the 2000 miniseries. and it’s on YouTube, time to get lost…

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Someone’s gotta slap that on this picture.

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Where the fuck did they get a riot shield from?

America is fucking wild

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Just google shopping’d a riot shield, you can purchase one, dunno if they sell to civilians though or you need to be LEO. Gun stores might carry them too.

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They sell them to civilians, but don’t include handles, that’s why he’s holding it like that

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but don’t include handles

Why’s that?

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It can’t be that hard to bolt some handles on. That guy’s just lazy.

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15 points

I bought one from Urban Outfitters

I am not joking

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:amerikkka-clap:

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Tag yourself I’m the geezer sprawled completely out on the truck bed

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I’m smart enough to hide my face with a shield but not smart enough to hold a shield by the handle.

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28 points

The shield is so shitty and cheap the handle probably fell off. Invest in non amazon gear chuds

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Hello! I’m with the marketing team for New Balance. We think you are a great representation of our market and would like to make you our new spokesman!

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I’m wearing the hat that says “our house” while simultaneously getting kicked out of what I had perceived to be “our” house

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I’m the guy holding an extendible Kubaton in the front of the truck bed like it’s the microphone from The Price is Right.

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He’s their chaperone

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