Hello users of the site Hexbear Period Net, it’s me, Mr. Saw, from the Saw movie franchise. I am from the Saw movie franchise. I would like to play a game. See that computer in front of you? You are to type in https colon slash slash reddit period com slash r slash neoliberal. You are to actively browse it for ten minutes you are to actively browse it for five minutes without getting visibly angry. If you fail to comply, or fail the challenge, the room will fill with gas gas gas gas nerve agent gas. I put a key inside your brain you don’t have to get it out but it’s my house key and I’d really appreciate it.

Fucking Saw guy stop losing your house keys in my brain fucking fuck

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You will be locked in a room with Peter Griffin nerve agent nerve agent the key is in his skull the key is in your skull nerve agent

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Hello Mr. Saw, I recently purchased a RYOBI 13 Amp 8-1/4 Inch 5000RPM Adjustable Deck Table Saw, and the primary hinge for the blade assembly seems to be poorly machined, resulting in small metal spurs that catch the arm and the assembly from dropping.

As a purveyor of SAWS and SAW ACCESSORIES, Would you recommend trying to get a factory replacement, or should I seek another brand of SAW?

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Better question; Mr. Saw: Have you read Moomins?

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You know what? Just go ahead and save us all the trouble and start the gas, okay?

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