Just got back from The mall with my mom and I had to use the bathroom, I walk in and the place looks like it’s been hit by a suicide shitter. Feces on the walls, everywhere.

I remember having to clean this kind of stuff up at Walmart and it was so foul.

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Name a more iconic duo than a public bathroom and diarrhea

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Nothing quite like sitting in a stall and hearing the guy in the stall next to you unspool the entire toilet paper roll.

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Ah yes, had more than once experience sitting there and quietly mouthing ‘What the fuck’ as I listen to the strange sounds coming from the next stall over

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I hate when you specifically choose a toilet far away from people so you don’t have to listen to someone shit, and then someone comes in and decides to choose the stall right next to you and proceeds to grunt and fart and shit loudly.

Like fucker, you could have chosen a stall away from me, it’s not like there aren’t plenty free.

I swear this happens every time, it’s like people want to be gross.

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That explains the climate crisis.

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Let me just wild out real quick in the public restroom and cover myself in shit to own the feminists.

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Wilding out is right, Jesus christ. Even as a shithead teenager I wouldn’t do something like this.

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We need to examine the headspace of the public restroom shit on walls smearer and figure out what the hell is going on.

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when I was still in high school, I was a dishwasher/low-man at a sit-down restaurant. not a chain, not high end, but maybe premium+?

I used to have to clean the bathrooms and one of the things I learned is that civilization is a lie.

if there weren’t janitors constantly cleaning up after everyone with unlimited clean water and sweet smelling detergent, this entire nation would smell like a crooked zoo and most people wouldn’t make it to 20 due to cholera outbreaks.

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proof positive of this is when garbage/sanitation workers in South Africa go on strike and it all literally goes to shit

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Then at universities you get sheltered white lib children who literally cross the picket line to pick up litter (they’d never actually clean a toilet, that’s below them) and get mad when striking students and sanitation workers tell them to stop. And the workers and students on strike are painted as savages that just want to litter everywhere.

Yes, this all actually happened. Multiple times if I remember correctly.

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I know, when I used to browse /pol/ they framed it as the dumb Gamer Words are too uncivilized to keep anything clean. Why do they keep knocking over the garbage can!? Uncivilized! I always remember this when I think about the right’s rhetoric now, and why I have even less respect for them than most leftists because I’ve been around that stuff to know just how pathologically dishonest and downright malicious they are.

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is it scabbing if you clean up a toilet before shitting in it in this situation

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