He rolled on the ground, unloaded a full clip into his own police car where there was a HANDCUFFED SUSPECT and yelled things like “shots fired” and “I’m hit”

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Comrade perpetrator

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I’m a tier one elite operator - tip of the spear, first in last out.

:squirrel : chirp chirp chirppite chirp [drops acorn]

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“Uvalde” I sleep

“Falling acorns” its go time!

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54 points

Arrest them all! All I say!!!

But Sir, we don’t have the trees.

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Arrest them all! All I say!!!

Where are the ents?

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44 points

Uncritical support.

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So the officer was charged with needlessly endangering the suspect’s life, right?

Right?

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51 points

No but he was humiliated into resigning

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the greatest consequence an American police officer can face, being humiliated into resignation and forced to find work as a prison guard, mall cop or PE teacher

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Sorry to burst your bubble, but he probably is getting a higher paid job as a cop in a wealthy suburb. He just updated his resume to include “combat” experience.

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Or find new work as a cop one jurisdiction over.

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“are you hit?” “it felt like it”

I laughed out loud when the guys with rifles showed up to help him pick up the acorn

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Fully eight seconds between him shouting SHOTS FIRED and actually returning fire. If he actually was being shot at he’d have died during one of his heavy encumbrance dodge rolls he pulled off. This man is unbelievably pathetic on so many levels.

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Dude ran I to a more open space and then played down for s while. If he was being shot at he would be mostly bullet.

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102 points

Sir a second acorn has hit the cruiser

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