He rolled on the ground, unloaded a full clip into his own police car where there was a HANDCUFFED SUSPECT and yelled things like “shots fired” and “I’m hit”

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https://twitter.com/githii/status/1757500612143407501

That’s some fucked up shit. Shame he didn’t shoot the Tesla when he was next to it.

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Shit would have exploded like GTA3 lmao

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[Hiding behind a Tesla with disabled veteran plates] I’m good. I feel weird but I’m good.

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I just love how he instantly unloaded the full clip into his own car. Even if there really was a gunshot, just randomly shooting your own car doesn’t seem like a good idea.

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I guess he thought the person in his car was shooting at him? idk, I’m not stupid enough to think like a cop.

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Does that mean he had someone in the backseat of the car?

edit: they totally fucking did: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVNnxr2SGFg

the people screaming are the person’s girlfriend and someone else? holy shit.

The acorn is visible for literally one frame in the youtube video at 13:01. That part is hilarious but holy cow these cops deserve the wall and worse.

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41 points

Hahaha fuck i spill my drink

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Magazine dumps into cup

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I’m good. I feel weird but I’m good.

me the first time I took mushrooms

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Comrade perpetrator

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Arrest them all! All I say!!!

But Sir, we don’t have the trees.

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Arrest them all! All I say!!!

Where are the ents?

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I’m a tier one elite operator - tip of the spear, first in last out.

:squirrel : chirp chirp chirppite chirp [drops acorn]

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“Uvalde” I sleep

“Falling acorns” its go time!

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44 points

Uncritical support.

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He actually thought he got hit. Yeesh.

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89 points

Probably pulled a muscle doing his commando roll.

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Haha - that’s probably exactly it.

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You laugh at him somersaulting along the ground but he needed those iFrames to avoid damage.

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Fat rolling has less iFrames.

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you think you fell out of an acorn tree?

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bazinga

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