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effeminate is when buff dudes hit eachother so hard they get brain damage

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Fascist men still believe in cooties. Change my mind.

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35 points

fellas is it gay to be a man

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14 points

Only if you look down when you pee…

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16 points

i desperately avoid looking down to pee so checks out i guess lmao

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11 points

Real men piss on the floor! I mean, that’s what public restrooms say I guess.

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Honestly though, this ‘sportsball’ theme is rampant here. People pretend as if the jock high school trope is real and the biggest gay haters and pieces of shit in the west are those who enjoy sports and watch it. I don’t know where you folks grew up but the ‘jocks’ were usually the least likely to be bullies and fash bellends in my school. Just like how it’s fun to smash someone skull with a sword in Elden Cringe or shoot someone’s face in CounterStrike, it’s fun to watch people smash into each other and to do it your self as well.

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I had two homophobic piece of shit jocks that harassed me in highschool over 20 years ago. They were on the wrestling team so I knew I would get fucked to hell and back if I did anything physical about it. My first year at the school, too.

In later years most of the jocks I met were cool with me. One of my bullies even pretended not to recognize me later on because I think he either regretted it or it was because the friend introducing us was also on the wrestling team and was a foot taller and had 60lbs of muscle on him. Who the fuck knows.

The “jocks are bad” narrative for me was both written and unwritten by the behavior of jocks. ‘Don’t judge a jock by his jockstrap,’ I guess.

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:hyperflush:

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Uhh. I grew up in Texas for a few years. The jock high school trope was, at least twenty years ago, extremely violent and extremely real. I hope things have gotten better but when I was a kid the only thing Texans cared about was football and god, in that order, and they were absolutely happy to beat the shit out of you if you didn’t publicly display sufficient interest in those two things.

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Some of the best people I have met were Texans and I have never been to Texas. You know what that means? Texas is good at one thing only: forcing the cool people to live somewhere else so we get to reap the benefit of their fine company.

Oh and I guess their style of BBQ is pretty good, but again, we can do that outside of the reactionary confines of Texas and its glassable panhandle.

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I’m sorry that happened to you but maybe it’s more because you lived in fucking Texas.

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I don’t know where you folks grew up but the ‘jocks’ were usually the least likely to be bullies and fash bellends in my school.

ok, so you grew up in Opposite Land, that’s nice

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we literally have !sports@hexbear.net

go join a gay sports league and ask the folks there how the locker rooms were in their high school. you’re in the minority

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there are gay sports leagues? I need to start getting into sports more

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10 points

:panting:

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exactly what I was thinking

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“Your country is being invaded and destroyed”

Ah cool great replacement theory just , posted by the owners of the site.

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Also, invaded by WHO!?!

(Obviously, this is not directed at you Mao, but at Gab)

Latinos? Why build a wall? Let them return instead of strangling border crossings, problem solved. Also, have fun alienating many latino voters you won over.

Muslims? Stop milking 9/11, and Iran didn’t have WMDs you fucking sheep.

Also, aren’t you guys white? Isn’t invading and destruction like a locust your goddamn claim to fame? Thank your lucky stars that people are mindless idiots who want to agree with the right to begin with.

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not directed at you Mao

Finally - I’ve had this novelty account since Valentine’s day but you’re the first to use the name. I shall move onto a new novelty account in a few days and repeat this waiting game

Also yeah whypeepo or smth I agree

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The Great Replacement theory, explained (CW antisemitism, racism, fascist)

White people are a strong race. Jews are a separate strong race. They want to destroy the white race in order to become the only dominant race. They control everything and are importing immigrants (read: brown people) into white countries in order to encourage interracial couples, which in turn weakens the white race

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Even in their own Great Replacement theory, just combine it with history and all they do is make Jews sound badass.

You mean there is a religious-race that is protecting the world against a demonic war-like race that spreads violence and chaos solely for the evulz AND they seek to liberate “the mortals” by their own good nature? Sounds like real chosen one shit to me.

I know that Jews and white people are not like that at all and we’re all human, but even in their own mudslinging justification. They’re STILL the bad guys. Furthermore, ten bucks says that /pol/ completely agrees with every word that Henry Kissinger says. Hell, they are nothing more than the USA’s personal cyber-army of minions.

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16 points

Yep, that’s Gab for you

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There’s a not insignificant number of white nationalists who see sports as bad because they elevate black men and encourage race mixing.

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What level of fascist brain-rot is that fucking shit.

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You’d think that, but a lot of fascists are just hate-nerds full of resentment. It’s more the regular lumpen conservative that loves sports. There’s always been a divide between the regular old republican and the various factions of conservative intelligentsia, and the latter often tends to dislike sports.

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18 points

:le-pol-face:: I hate sports

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It’s funny to think that many fascists are too intellectual for the Big Game crowd

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But they hate being criticized even more.

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fascists don’t like sports any more than they like anything else.

In fact, the least fascist people I know watch sports. Unlike with gaming and fantasy shit you’re actually exposed to people of different cultures and races.

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Uh the Soviet Union and the CPC did and do encourage and heavily invest in sports. Sports are a social activity that promote fitness, camaraderie, and the collective spirit.

The Nazis wanted to be good at sports to prove they’re ubermensch or whatever other shit.

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A big pull for online fascists is criticism of the spectacle. They view it as a deviation/distraction from “real” matters.

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36 points

Is it gay to like sports now???

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Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.

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for some reason i read this in transgendercirclejerk tone and imagined an entirely trans man football team just headbutting each other

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:panting:

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I can’t keep up with these people, the goalposts keep moving :ooooooooooooooh:

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I mean there are people arguing that having sex with women was gay a few days ago. I pretty sure the sweet embrace of death is the only actual heterosexual thing.

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Turning having heterosexual sex into a stereotypical gay trait has been the greatest achievement of the gay agenda

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Only if you’re a gay fascist

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alas, i’m not even gay :sadness:

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new site tag

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