The shape of his face is something he can’t actual control

Under neoliberalism, it’s actually normal to have wasted your entire life without having a single authentic smile which reaches your eyes and allows God’s divinity to flow through your soul. It’s actually the height of virtue to have facial muscles so atrophied its like you’ve been slackjawed and emotionless in a coma for 20 years

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A lot of CEOs do this and it’s nothing to do with productivity. Their image is part of their brand.

Steve Jobs did the same thing with turtlenecks for example.

Zuck’s brand appearance is being an inhuman psychopath.

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All him I reckon but he’s absorbed several of the marketing points while skipping over the “be personable and authentic” part. The man wants to be a roman emperor and he behaves in the manner of the thing he aspires to be.

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I don’t think it’s body shaming when the main things that make him look creepy are his blank, dead-eyed stare and his awful Augustus Caesar haircut. Both of those are completely his fault

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What makes Zucc creepy is the way his ambition has transformed him into some kind of weird bug man.

He’s got these obvious political aspirations, resulting in the adoption of the most inoffensive to everyone persona that’s plainly artificial. His personal fortune is predicated on a bunch of data mining and mass surveillance that he’s completely comfortable farming. He’s rolling with a bunch of Epstein-tier sickos to do freakish transhumanist experiments with VR, create a bunch of schools that pump out little sycophant clones, and manufacture consent on a set of horrifying public policies. His company is constantly hemorrhaging employees due to mismanagement and stress, all to make a website more unpleasant to use with each new iteration.

The guy has very obviously sold his soul for money and power. And its left an indelible imprint on his behaviors, his physical appearance, and the way other people respond to him. Dude can’t even just chill out and grill without coming across as a psycho.

This is what a billion dollars does to a motherfucker, and he’s got a billion several hundred times over. Like someone who has been smoking a pack a day since he turned twelve, its obvious the guy is not well.

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Rumor has it he’s on something, probably experimental doses of a new nootropic - those were real big when he was in school.

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Nah bodyshaming Zucc will always be allowed. The man purposely chose the absolutely single most unflattering haircut for his head shape.

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He’s gotta pay tribute to his Roman emperor waifu.

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Christ what a fucking insufferable dweeb.

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Had to look for it and you’re not wrong.

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they live was a documentary

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I think it’s the teeth. Real people’s teeth aren’t that white.

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