The shape of his face is something he can’t actual control

Under neoliberalism, it’s actually normal to have wasted your entire life without having a single authentic smile which reaches your eyes and allows God’s divinity to flow through your soul. It’s actually the height of virtue to have facial muscles so atrophied its like you’ve been slackjawed and emotionless in a coma for 20 years

We don’t hate him for looking creepy.

We hate him because he’s a souless oligarch

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Which just so happens to be expressed through the eyes this time around.

Jokes aside, I think there’s something to be said about Zucc’s uncanny Valley physical appearance being a result of said soulless oligarchy. Pics of him when he was younger weren’t nearly so bad. He was always an arrogant and elitist prick, but the wealth and power have clearly fed his worst instincts and it expresses itself in his mannerisms. How he holds himself, talks, those kinds of unspoken forms of communication reflect the horrific thoughts and ideology he’s fully embraced.

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When he was younger, and when Facebook was newish, he looked like just a regular 20-something guy. Now he’s a flesh automaton powered by neurotransmitters.

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“hmmmmm yes, it releases the good chemicals when the little people feel compelled to laugh at my jokes lest their livelihoods be ruined by my wrath. I could crush them, but it is more pleasing to me to watch them squirm while my thumb hovers above them. Dance for me worms. This releases the good chemicals.” :porky-happy:

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You mean the man who tased a goat and stabbed it to death in front of a bunch of people isn’t creepy?

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Jack Dorsey told a story once about eating dinner at Zuckerberg’s house. Apparently, Zuckerberg has gotten really into the “only eat what you kill” thing, but being a rich asshole, instead of actually hunting an animal, he just has the help bring in a goat into his backyard. He then hits the goat with a taser to stun it, then stabs it with a hunting knife to finish it off. Then he has the help clean the carcass and trim the meat off, which was then barbecued and served to everyone.

Totally not creepy

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i mean that’s insane but not worse than how 99% of meat animals are killed

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yea i know, i think both attitudes are creepy

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countering accusations im a ‘soulless fukcing ghoul’ by making it very clear i only eat the flesh of MY victims

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I imagine that’s the only time anyone has ever seen life in his cold, soulless eyes.

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Imagine Mark Zuckerberg, placing a piece of freshly butchered meet on the grill with that iconic dead-eyed grin and an obvious tent-pole in his pants.

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3 points

Damn dude I’m trying to sleep tonight JESUS

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it’s crazy cause you know the exact body-shame-reflection meme that’s been making the rounds again on meme subreddits that created this opinion for them.

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You have no idea how much damage your Mark Zuckerberg body shaming sessions do to Lt. Cmdr. Data.

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