Is Henry Kissinger Dead Yet? (@DidKissingerD1e) | nitter

No and we honestly didn’t think we’d have to run this account this long

Kissinger a traitor to Short Kings 😔

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To be fair, he’s probably shrunk over the last few decades

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I had no idea he’s under five foot, and not only that but he apparently updates his height frequently 🤔

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14 points

Hell is trying to pull him downward and just needs to finish it already.

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He’s shrinking but somebody didn’t get the memo that he must stay above 5’.

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11 points

Waiting for Kissinger to shrink to 2 inches tall so I can squash him with a big boot

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The Dream

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German-born

Was he paperclipped?

Edit: Just remembered he’s Jewish so probably not.

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if he dies at or right after his 100th birthday i will start believing in blood magic and curses

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