Is Henry Kissinger Dead Yet? (@DidKissingerD1e) | nitter

No and we honestly didn’t think we’d have to run this account this long

Kissinger a traitor to Short Kings 😔

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To be fair, he’s probably shrunk over the last few decades

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Well, if WW III breaks out - I hope that Kissinger ends up being immortal and he has to live a hell on earth without a single other person to keep him company. And his head keeps falling into his chest and eventually he becomes a glob-person unable to move yet his evil life force keeps him going like a nuclear reactor on a submarine.

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:posadist-nuke:

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Under the power of my Jewish Atheism I have excommunicated him. So it’s all good.

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Oh no

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yeah but he’s the metaphorical christian satan. the one that convinces people to do horrible things. so maybe not.

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I got in on the tontine far too early.

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Your money went to a good cause

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If he turns 100, I’m waiting to make an image of him meeting with Assad, him saying “Assad must stay!” Followed by Assad saying “who must stay?”

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