Is Henry Kissinger Dead Yet? (@DidKissingerD1e) | nitter
No and we honestly didn’t think we’d have to run this account this long
I had no idea he’s under five foot, and not only that but he apparently updates his height frequently 🤔
He’s shrinking but somebody didn’t get the memo that he must stay above 5’.
Waiting for Kissinger to shrink to 2 inches tall so I can squash him with a big boot
German-born
Was he paperclipped?
Edit: Just remembered he’s Jewish so probably not.
Kissinger a traitor to Short Kings 😔
Well, if WW III breaks out - I hope that Kissinger ends up being immortal and he has to live a hell on earth without a single other person to keep him company. And his head keeps falling into his chest and eventually he becomes a glob-person unable to move yet his evil life force keeps him going like a nuclear reactor on a submarine.
