Why would I poop on my own time?
adding to @Dirt_Owl’s two (literal) shit posts this morning
:rat-salute: to a Hero of Socialist Labour :order-of-lenin:
10 points
Taking a 20 minute shit in the middle of the work day is praxis.
Fuck I forgot to mention - solidarity! I have had 3 poops on the clock this morning (lmao my body)
6 points
What kind of sick fuck would poop for free when getting paid to do it is an option
Don’t hold it in, just pretend to poop on company time anyway.
If they check you on it, bring fake poop to work
3 points
2 points
