Why would I poop on my own time?

adding to @Dirt_Owl’s two (literal) shit posts this morning

:rat-salute: to a Hero of Socialist Labour :order-of-lenin:

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10 points

Taking a 20 minute shit in the middle of the work day is praxis.

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Fuck I forgot to mention - solidarity! I have had 3 poops on the clock this morning (lmao my body)

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6 points

Idk whether salute or pain react to that lol. Hope you’re doing okay!

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Nah its all good, calming down now. Known side effect of phenibut use, will take time to heal but its getting there.

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8 points

What kind of sick fuck would poop for free when getting paid to do it is an option

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7 points

Don’t hold it in, just pretend to poop on company time anyway.

If they check you on it, bring fake poop to work

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3 points

Excellent suggestion :rosa-salute:

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2 points

lol i’ve laughed way too hard at this

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