25 points

I swear it’s like people looked at the inane idea from SAO where you get one character that’s shared between every game (albeit imperfectly because even the hack that came up with that realized different games wouldn’t be able to use items or mechanics they don’t themselves have) and thought “I like how terrible everything about this is, but how can I possibly make it worse?”

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"We are building the Torment Nexus from the hit movie “Don’t build the Torment Nexus” and its sequel “WHY DID YOU BUILD THE TORMENT NEXUS???” and its upcoming third installment “pleeese stop the Torment Nexus. 😭”

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Took me until the second last sentence to realize this was sincere.

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58 points

Same. I thought this was like the libertarian police copypasta

Who the fuck wants to grind for the same resources in every game?

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38 points

I legit thought this was a leftist doing a bit about how the metaverse will just be digital slavery disguised as a video game. Everything even has “chain” in the name, it’s so on the nose! :rosa-shining:

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8 points

“Now I’m back on the chain gang, ah ah ah ah ah”

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It took me until this comment to realize this was sincere.

:doomer:

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38 points

Fuck I thought this was supposed to be dystopic all the way until the end.

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get banned in one game get banned in all of them

And his idea of what games are is cynical and myopic.

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40 points

I remember in middle school there was this guy on the bus that would sit next to/ behind me and tell me about how he was “planning the ultimate video game” and he sounded exactly like this

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17 points

I’m sorry I put you through that, but also it’s still going to be sick I swear.

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