There are some real dumb mfers in the military that make you wonder how the fuck did they get in and goddamn he’s even dumber than them holy shit I’m dying.
Honestly they should let him barely pass so he can get chewed up and washed out by the marines for the giggles.
I wonder if he didn’t like. (Try to) smuggle contraband into MEPS or tried to cheat the test. Both of those would be reasons to permanently invalidate someone; I’ve just never personally heard of them happening. Either way, I absolutely believe he’s this stupid.
I mean I’ve heard of inspector dictators at meps that’ll disqualify you just for having acne or other lame shit so he could’ve ran afoul of the ridiculous standards the military sets to filter people out.
But I want to believe he did something astounding dumb during the test like try and have a copy of answers on his thigh then get banned for indecent exposure and public nudity for trying to get some answers to the mechanical section or some shit
I’d like to reopen his case and this time around Kyle isn’t allowed to sit in the judge’s lap and purr while the judge gives him head pats and treats.
Real?
When @buh@hexbear.net and @Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net make a better Elon chain…
smh fell off
Didn’t know it’s actually possible for a person to be too fucking dumb for military considering i met one of the dumbest fucking person (an American GI) when I was visiting occupied part of Korea long time ago.
One of the biggest problems the military has is that too many kids fail the ASVAB, I GUESS thats what happens when you defund education to enrich the elites oops
or, you know, why take a test seriously that doesn’t count for an actual grade?
ASVAB is a military test they use to see what jobs youre qualified for and if you meet minimum standards
Yo I didn’t even know that was possible. That’s genuinely impressive. Rittenhouse wtf are you doing you could’ve been the world’s purest himbo but instead you had to go and be a fascist bootlicking murderer
