10:35 - I have just discovered reverse cowgirl. My life is changed.
10:42 - wife is trying to unzip the tent, I have coomed it shut.
10:44 - she is calling our church
10:53 - the Swiss Guard have arrived and are dissolving my coom seal with holy water. All is lost.
She’s got a camera in there, and she’s posting his jail stays on OnlyFans to support her vintage furniture habit.
This has to be either a bit or a kink, I refuse to believe otherwise
IMO, his fantasies being “doggie style, standing doggie style” is too far. Can’t not be a joke.
But I’ve been wrong about such assessments before
if you want to keep having fun, don't reveal this spoiler.
It’s not real. The post is from an account that writes comedy. The fun is now over. I am sorry.