74 points
10:35 - I have just discovered reverse cowgirl. My life is changed.
10:42 - wife is trying to unzip the tent, I have coomed it shut.
10:44 - she is calling our church
10:53 - the Swiss Guard have arrived and are dissolving my coom seal with holy water. All is lost.
20 points
16 points
She’s got a camera in there, and she’s posting his jail stays on OnlyFans to support her vintage furniture habit.
3 points
This has to be either a bit or a kink, I refuse to believe otherwise
20 points
IMO, his fantasies being “doggie style, standing doggie style” is too far. Can’t not be a joke.
But I’ve been wrong about such assessments before
10 points
43 points
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if you want to keep having fun, don't reveal this spoiler.
It’s not real. The post is from an account that writes comedy. The fun is now over. I am sorry.
21 points
