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Get fucked Mars(hexbear.net)

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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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never shoulda smoked that shit

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khizuo [ze/zir]@hexbear.net
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Imagine not having a moon the exact size and distance away from you so that it can perfectly blot out the sun during an eclipse. what a loser am i right.

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edge [he/him]@hexbear.net
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I saw someone say if we had contact with aliens, they’d be coming here in droves to see the amazing cosmic rarity of a total solar eclipse with a visible corona (especially on a habitable planet). Which honestly sounds about right.

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Flyberius [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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It’s a minor plot point in the book Transition by Iain M Banks. It’s a great book. Read it

I’m not ruining anything by saying this. It’s mentioned super early in the book.

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EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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Truly Earth is the best planet in the world.

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take_five_seconds [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Imagine being Martian and dressing like this every day

Roman empire hat and tennis shoes? The fuck is that?

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TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Growing up watching old Looney Tunes, I always wondered why the Martian dude had a broom on his helmet.

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DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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Because Mars is really dusty.

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ItsPequod [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Ohhh lol It just dawned on me; he’s from Mars so he looks vaguely Roman.

Dunno bout those boaters tho

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RiderExMachina@lemmy.ml
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Looks like Cookie Monster found weed

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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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“Me look in mirror.” He looks into a mirror. “Googly eyes. Me baked.”

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