71 points

never shoulda smoked that shit

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Yeah get fucked Mars, you fucking heretics

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Fuck you. Guess who no longer has tech support now?

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That’s it, now we are slightly inconvenienced and our entire worldview crumbled because of that. converts to chaos

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Considering the AdMech keeps everything running, them stopping would really bring it all down burning.

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34 points

What is Earthks moon named? “Moon”. What are Mar’s moons named? Terror and Dread.

Checkmate, earthiests!

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Sounds like Mars isn’t woke, unlike soy Earth

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If Earth’s so great how come our leaders keep trying to turn it into Mars with climate change?

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27 points

Excuse me?! They’re trying to turn Earth into Venus. Very different.

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Our leaders are martians?

Or martian admirers?

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35 points

Looks like Cookie Monster found weed

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“Me look in mirror.” He looks into a mirror. “Googly eyes. Me baked.”

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