71 points

never shoulda smoked that shit

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59 points

Imagine not having a moon the exact size and distance away from you so that it can perfectly blot out the sun during an eclipse. what a loser am i right.

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I saw someone say if we had contact with aliens, they’d be coming here in droves to see the amazing cosmic rarity of a total solar eclipse with a visible corona (especially on a habitable planet). Which honestly sounds about right.

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It’s a minor plot point in the book Transition by Iain M Banks. It’s a great book. Read it

I’m not ruining anything by saying this. It’s mentioned super early in the book.

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Truly Earth is the best planet in the world.

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45 points

Imagine being Martian and dressing like this every day

Roman empire hat and tennis shoes? The fuck is that?

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Growing up watching old Looney Tunes, I always wondered why the Martian dude had a broom on his helmet.

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3 points

Because Mars is really dusty.

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5 points

Ohhh lol It just dawned on me; he’s from Mars so he looks vaguely Roman.

Dunno bout those boaters tho

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35 points

Looks like Cookie Monster found weed

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“Me look in mirror.” He looks into a mirror. “Googly eyes. Me baked.”

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