Why no, I’ve never done literally any research on this topic, but I’m pretty sure I’ve cracked this mystery.

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It was CIA working with gusanos and the mafia, who were pissed about the bay of pigs.

Allen Dulles, a director of the CIA and celebrated psychopath who was fired by JFK because of the bay of pigs, was a part of the Warren commission.

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I mean it wasn’t exactly because they thought he was a peacenik

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While Leftists may correctly identify JFK as a cold warrior, as Parenti put it: right wing military circles are notorious for not seeing the world in the same way as left wing analysts. Moreover, he made tons of documented changes in policy during his term and wanted to end the Cold War. The military tried to manipulate him into going full boots on the ground intervention in Cuba and he didn’t go for it. That’s when they decided he needed to go.

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Honestly, this could just be a case of Dulles orchestrating the conspiracy because JFK forced Dulles to resign as CIA director. He’s enough of a power-tripping sociopath that I could see him doing it out of pure spite. JFK being soft on commies and so on is more to get the other co-conspirators on board.

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  1. hungover SS agent accidentally shot jfk because he got startled

  2. CIA

  3. his head spontaneously exploded

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The first time I read the op i thought SS wasn’t uh, the American SS

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24 points

If you believe the official story on JFK, I have to ask how you summon the intelligence to breathe every few seconds.

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I had never really given it much thought, but after listening to the Blowback episode where they cover it, there really is no way the official story could be true

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I don’t remember that episode tbh, I assume they go in depth on Castro’s thoughts.

Just watching the drama JFK by Oliver Stone was enough for me. JFK Revisited and other documentaries go much deeper, but just what’s laid out in that movie makes it extremely obvious that the official story is hilariously false.

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I think it was the last episode or two of season two. I think it was just part of the episode, but they go through the timeline of events, from Oswald’s backstory to the end of the investigations. Including stuff like how the man that handled all evidence, etc. from the CIA during the investigation later turned out to have been directly involved in the events. The story only works if you look at it in a vacuum and ignore everything around it lol. I’ll have to watch that though. I’ve definitely been more interested in the topic since learning a little about it

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15 points

Well you see, the thing about the magic bullet is that it was magic. Duh! :very-intelligent:

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25 points

official story

most plausible

stupid turnip expects to be taken seriously

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Once again please do not slander turnips, they are tasty and have purpose.

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yeah like, if you believe that, why would you even countenance the SS agent theory? the entire point of it is that the official story doesn’t explain all the shots adequately, but if you don’t believe that, then what about it is plausible to you?

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Lmao extremely good point.

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