:stupidpol: “Hmmm I wonder if the rich capitalists are the bad guys…nah it’s must be da joooooos!”
Fucking moron nazis
German sportswear company Adidas, founded by Adolf Dassler and famously owned by Jews.
Just learned because of this that, ofc, Adidas does have a nazi past, too. Adi Dassler was a nazi and he and his brother (whi later founded Puma) built an anti-tank weapon, the Panzerschreck, for the nazis.
Ayo hol up
when you just can’t help but racistly mock the multimillionaire antisemite even when agreeing with him.
i went to a work meeting and started pissing into my own face. everybody freaked out and after the dust had settled, there was a lot of concern about my mental health. people told me i should take some time away.
nevertheless, i persisted. i showed up to another meeting and announced that i was the the greatest human that ever lived, i was the living christ and a divine being that rivals the creator of the universe in brilliance and power. i then pissed in my own face again, laughing mechanically at full volume.
i was forced to resign. that’s when it became obvious to me and my followers that i was speaking the truth the whole time and the victim of a great conspiracy.
