I know it’s gonna be about some kid playing the sims and they kid sucked into the computer or some shit but…. jfc man

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Maybe they do something with the Sims canon, like it’s about the Goths and the Landgraabs having a fued Romeo and Juliet style.

But they’re probably gonna do something like, “the Sims learn that they’re a video game” or some shit idk.

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I’m not versed on Sims lore so what would separate Goths vs. Landgraabs from any other rival families plot

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BoneHilda Gets Her Groove Back

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It’s not a real life simulator.

The economy of sims world is absolutely bonkers. It’s ridiculously easy for every “sim” to earn enough to eventually have a fabulous house.

The easiest way to do a Sims movie is to do it the same way Barbie was done, by exaggerating the insanity of the Sims world suburbs and the lifestyles they all live.

The Sims is a “real life” simulator if real life worked the way liberals pretend the world works. It is a fantasy.

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It takes just one overperforming hit in an untapped genre for Hollywood to dedicate the next 5 years churning out copies to replicate its success.

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They’re going to learn the exact wrong lessons about why the movie was successful. We don’t need good writers, people loved the movie because they love Barbie!

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Writers room: okay so play-doh…. Uhhhh

Writer 1: Wot if the play-doh kids played with came to life and talked

Writer 2: wot if we dramatize a fake story about some fake person who invented play-doh

both look at each other

Writers (in unison): What if we dramatize a fake story about some fake person who invented play-doh AND the play-doh comes to life and the only person who can communicate with the play-doh is that guy and he teams up with the play-doh (along with his quirked up kindergarten teacher love interest) to uh… save America or something.

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hear me out, maybe the movie can work if it’s a horror movie about kids who were murdered and their spirits who possessed Sims characters of their killers and they scare me and it’s called Sims.exe and it looks like this

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