I know it’s gonna be about some kid playing the sims and they kid sucked into the computer or some shit but…. jfc man
It would be fun to go see a movie where a person has a house, has a job, buys furniture, does chores and yardwork, culminating in a modest party.
Have it be completely mundane except every character speaks in the nonsense Simglish language, give it a 3 1/2 hour runtime.
Now that I’m thinking about it - I’m actually surprised that doesn’t already exist as a Youtube video genre. A mashup of reality tv and ASMR verbal nonsense. An attractive, very popular Youtuber could probably get the entire genre started all by themself.
“PHtelt gartfff laaamm! I grokffffffffphttt daaaaaaaaaaaaatph uugggint!.. Nnnnnt, wwwwwwoooo blooor ttttttttph!” in other words “Are you ready! Lets go furniture shopping!.. Oh, where are my keys!”
Okay so the Sims movie is going to be about a pool party that goes horribly awry when the ladder just disappears one day. People will stagger around trying to figure out how to get people out of the pool for 90 minutes, and the direction will keep everyone guessing who’s gonna die til the final moments.
White Guy Orders Food In Perfect Simlish, Shocks Entire Restaurant
a film based on Uno
What the fuck.
Showing up to the box office and playing the Reverse card so they have to give me all the proceeds from the film (I am now $25 million in debt and I will be forced to close my film studio)
It takes just one overperforming hit in an untapped genre for Hollywood to dedicate the next 5 years churning out copies to replicate its success.
