May Alan Greenspan also be killed in a duel
lin manuel miranda is also a bad Lee Scoresby gott dang it he’s supposed to be TEXAN and TOUGH and he’s NEITHER
He sucked!!! And now he was cast as Hermes in the Disney Percy Jackson and I saw people being like “Oh well he was good as Lee Scoresby!” and I was so confused why anyone would think that
May Alan Greenspan also be killed in a duel
The farce of this passing is that he won’t be
imagine in like 2110 someone makes a rap musical about Alan Greenspan
Thanks to ChatGPT, we don’t have to wait until 2110. Hell, we don’t even have to wait until the end of the day.
I made it do a rap battle of the era, I’ll report myself to the gulag:
(Verse 1: John Oliver)
I’ve done some digging and the evidence is clear
Alan Greenspan had ties to Epstein, that much is clear
They were members of the same exclusive clubs
And Greenspan even flew on Epstein’s plane, it’s time for him to come clean and fess up
(Chorus: John Oliver and Bari Weiss)
Alan Greenspan, what’s the deal?
Did you really have no part in Epstein’s wheel?
Alan Greenspan, tell us the truth
Did you have ties to that sleazy dude?
(Verse 2: Bari Weiss)
I understand your skepticism, but let’s not be hasty
Greenspan has always been a man of integrity, that’s a fact, see
He may have associated with Epstein, but that’s no crime
Let’s not jump to conclusions, let’s give him the benefit of the doubt this time
(Chorus: John Oliver and Bari Weiss)
Alan Greenspan, what’s the deal?
Did you really have no part in Epstein’s wheel?
Alan Greenspan, tell us the truth
Did you have ties to that sleazy dude?
(Verse 3: John Oliver)
I’m not saying he’s guilty of anything
But it’s clear that he was part of Epstein’s inner circle, that’s a fact, king
He can’t deny that he flew on Epstein’s plane
And now he’s trying to distance himself, it’s all just a game
(Chorus: John Oliver and Bari Weiss)
Alan Greenspan, what’s the deal?
Did you really have no part in Epstein’s wheel?
Alan Greenspan, tell us the truth
Did you have ties to that sleazy dude?
(Bridge: Bari Weiss)
Greenspan is a man of great renown
He’s been a leader in the field of economics, that’s no joke
Let’s not tarnish his legacy with baseless accusations
There may be some association, but that doesn’t mean he’s guilty of anything, only speculation
(Chorus: John Oliver and Bari Weiss)
Alan Greenspan, what’s the deal?
Did you really have no part in Epstein’s wheel?
Alan Greenspan, tell us the truth
Did you have ties to that sleazy dude?
