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Some cars are designed so that pedestrians roll off when hit. The flat front of this truck seems designed to crush them.(hexbear.net)

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Llituro [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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Listen sweaty, it’s actually designed to snap your spinal cord instantly. It’s humane

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knifestealingcrow [any]@hexbear.net
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Average Tesla blackbox log:

autopilot engage

obstacle detected

steering towards obstacle

disengage manual control

accelerate

disengage autopilot

impact detected, activate headrest gun

activate lithium fire

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FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Shoot at my car

Gladly:stalin-gun-1::stalin-gun-2:

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AcidSmiley [she/her]@hexbear.net
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Oh, it also has no airbags.

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Elon_Musk [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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It will have airbags.

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ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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Is that legal?

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hexaflexagonbear [he/him]@hexbear.net
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No.

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CarmineCatboy [he/him]@hexbear.net
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will any tesla buyer sue elon?

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rubpoll [she/her]@hexbear.net
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Musk already does a lot of illegal things, and he just pays the fines if there are any.

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MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Yeah but this will never be approved for sale as a production car so in this case it won’t even get that far.

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WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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isn’t one of his actual (not fake/honorary) degrees in physics?
incredible that he has less understanding of it than the average high school kid

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LeninsRage [he/him]@hexbear.net
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It’s fake. He’s a dropout and essentially had his honorary degree bought for him by a benefactor.

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CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Nah apparently he might have faked that one too

https://mobile.twitter.com/capitolhunters/status/1593307541932474368

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WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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:data-laughing:

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