Some cars are designed so that pedestrians roll off when hit. The flat front of this truck seems designed to crush them.

wait it still has crumple zones, right? IT STILL HAS CRUMPLE ZONES, RIGHT?

A car designed to turn its occupants into Bolognese sauce?

Did musk just invent the world’s first Carbon-negative car?

Listen sweaty, it’s actually designed to snap your spinal cord instantly. It’s humane

Average Tesla blackbox log:

autopilot engage

obstacle detected

steering towards obstacle

disengage manual control

accelerate

disengage autopilot

impact detected, activate headrest gun

activate lithium fire

I always get a kick out of people who think older cars are safer because they are “built like a tank” and don’t dent in collisions. All that means is the squishy occupants inside become the crumple zones.

At least the car will still be in good condition for its next owner. Just gotta hose off the interior.

Watching crash test footage of some old gigantic car hitting something modern will show how far we’ve come in terms of passenger safety.

crashing that old car is a war crime :deeper-sadness:

and i hate cars

It’s a piece of shit. Don’t worry about it

What about the Ferd Fteenthousand with 8 balls? https://youtu.be/F8P5vGcf-NU

On the road to fully automated luxury gay space communism.

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