Bitten by shork :blahaj:
Punched by monke :le-monke: (Twice :monke-return: )
Struck by lightning :shocked-pikachu:
Bitten by snek :warren-snake-green:
One person who shouldn’t touch grass
The second time [he was attacked by a monkey] was the result of a joke, of sorts, played by his wife.
She locked Norrie in a cage with a small monkey, which then proceeded to bite, hit and pelt him with his own keys. His wife, Spryng, wasn’t worried, though.
“She took photos and giggled,” he said.
Chicks rock?
Some force of nature wants this man gone