If I worked in retail I would last about 3 days before I would actually become the Joker in real life

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I ffucking hate that I have to make special little vegan and gluten free pizzas for the literally 1-3 people who ask for them because otherwise I’d never have to engage a customer ever again, just shovel pizza out to the buffet. Also I fucking hate getting a cutting block and tools all dirty for literally one person

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I always apologize before I ask for help finding what I need :kitty-cri:

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I try and save asking for help as a last resort as I’m sure they’re sick of people’s shit.

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Stocking is mind-numbing. If you see me pulling socks around on a display, come ask me for something. Tell me about your hobbies. Shit-talk my boss with me. Save me.

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After worked at a skeezy liquor store for 6 months during uni; I believe that every retail/customer service worker should get to bring in a weapon of their choice, just so customers learn some basic manners and respect

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Mandatory service as a retail worker or waiter for every American who makes it to 18 (the school shootings make up for the military aspect other nations have).

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Americans literally turn into mindless zombie toddlers once they step through the threshold of a grocery store. Sometimes you wonder how they operate a vehicle or raise kids

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It doesn’t help that a modern retail store works nothing like how older people imagine a “store” works like. No, I can’t change anything myself, I need to appeal to a supervisor because I’m not the owner and there are rules.

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literally nobody in a big retail store can change how any of it works. Its all handled by corporate. Fuck when I worked at Target our fucking AIR CONDITIONING was controlled by corporate despite them being in a completely different state

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