If I worked in retail I would last about 3 days before I would actually become the Joker in real life
The next person who hollers at me from halfway across the store is getting strung up like one of our chandeliers and pelted with refuse.
Holy fuck are people rude to retail workers. I always knew it, but to experience it has been truly horrible and infuriating and soul crushing and everything in between. There’s no dignity or humanity in it whatsoever.
I ffucking hate that I have to make special little vegan and gluten free pizzas for the literally 1-3 people who ask for them because otherwise I’d never have to engage a customer ever again, just shovel pizza out to the buffet. Also I fucking hate getting a cutting block and tools all dirty for literally one person
Just don’t whistle at me like I’m a fucking dog and I’ll gladly help you
i used to love the SCREAM ITEM NAME AT YOU FROM ACROSS STORE. just over and over. like wtf are you talking to??
My local area seems to prefer “queue up behind the one visible employee while he’s helping someone and launch a barrage of additional questions the moment he turns around”.
