Sparkling water for badass operators
Not that Fr*nch shit
Apparently it’s extremely popular at my local store. They put a giant stack of it next to the register. I don’t get it.
Bet it’s from Oregon or something
Our water is obtained from a private protected underground source managed by Starzinger in Frankenmarkt, Austria. Our water is processed using a combination of filtration and pasteurization to remove any microbiological contaminants.
Innovation is shipping drinking water across the globe to places where it’s already plentiful. The water report if anyone wants to decode. I’ve had a few cans given to me, it was nice sparkling water.
i’m so confused by the existence of this shit. like i guess la croix doesn’t make a tallboy? and that’d be cool?
It’s for people who don’t want to drink alcohol and don’t want to stand out. It looks similar enough to all the other cans around that people are less likely to ask questions
Does it have something cool like alligator piss in it?
I mean I guess an aluminum can is infinitely more recyclable than any plastic water bottle so I guess it’s a good thing?
The design is a little obnoxious obviously, but at least “man water” is better than drinking alcohol.
Also I assume these cans are like 75 cents right it’s just water after all
More like $3, they have it at one of my local breweries to give to kids and recovering alcoholics
I went looking for it on Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/GEN-Water-Flavorless-Transparent-Recyclable/dp/B09MXBHWKG
GEN Z Water - Flavorless Transparent Liquid (Purified Still Water)
This is so obnoxious. If an industry exists purely around marketing with otherwise indistinguishable products, give me the Trader Joes Ration Centre. One affordable brand that’s good enough.